Can we say Goodbye to these Pro Cycling Dopers?

It is unbelievable that we’re still stuttering through the delayed confessions of the “Doping Generation”. What we’re teaching in pro cycling right now is this: Cheat as much as you want, as long as you confess after statute of limitations is over and we’ll forgive you.
Just when we all though we were out of the fog of the USPS team soft confessions, Michael Rasmussen comes out with his book implicating the Canadian Giro winner IMMEDIATELY he comes out and says he cheated…Seriously? He really thought he could just fly under the radar: maybe no one of the dozens of people who knew about it would come out and say he doped. It’s the most forgiving time in recent, anti-doping history, and he still thought: “maybe I’ll get away with it”.

And this guy guy decides to saw his bike in half because he felt so abandoned by the cycling world after he confessed to cheating and lying about it. These guys are not the heroes we feel pride for and want to root for.

Say what you will about Lance being an Ass, but he at least had a constitution to stick to his guns not to run off and snitch on every single person at the slightest hint of doubt. The Lance-scape-goating has gotten so prevalent we can probably go ahead and blame Lance for the NSA, Drones, AND Obamacare #ThanksLance.

I’m sick of the these guys saying: “Lance/Rasmussen/Team Director made me do it”…grow some balls for god’s sake. This is the toughest sport in the world (according to me), don’t abandon your Nads/ovaries as soon as you take off your clicky shoes. At least Lance and George are ponying up and putting money back into the sport by sponsoring Continental teams. 

So all the USPS guys got pushed up against a wall and cried uncle, they got their slap on the wrist (to promote a confession culture) but continue to ride as if nothing ever freaking happened. Or they retire to start an illustrious career earning appearance fee’s on the Fondo/Group-ride circuit. 

I think that this is all silly, cycling is just a sport like any other: complete with cheats and heroes. In the grand scheme of things none of this matters. But I’ve tried my hand at domestic racing (and will continue to) and know how hard it is to scrape by. 

I also know countless other younger WAY more promising guys than myself doing the pro biker thing and it really sucks for them (I’m a crit racer duh). Races go away, teams get smaller, and it’s in no small part because people continue to let these old dopers to influence cycling and take the spots from guys who could be the clean future of cycling.

We all now know that EPO and Testosterone are ACTUALLY the keys to eternal youth, and when I quit competitive cycling I’m going to EPO and LowT myself to the gills, but let these guys go. It’s sickening to see teams still hiring some old big name dude and give these dopers a shot at “redemption”. Regardless of how clean they are now, they used cheating to get to the top level of competition, top level of support, and only benefitted further from being there: the fast get faster and the slow get slower If people want new clean heroes they have to make room for them in the ever shrinking Pro peleton.

I know this is a real world and all these guys know is how to ride bikes. I know it’s a slap in the face of mortality to win a race at 40+ years of age. But for god’s sake, stop buying their books and hiring them and make room for the new guys. 


A mixed bag at Mt. Pleasant

That’s pretty much the only way I could describe the weekend’s races. At first I decided to skip out on Bonaroo and do Mt. Pleasantso I could visit the family. Turned out my parents were dropping my brother off in NY that weekend and I only thought to ask after I sold my ticket, so after spending the night at an empty house and subsequently raiding all the food present it was up to Mt. Pleasant.

I decided to skip out on the time trial because time trials suck. However the rest of the weekend is a pretty great bit of racing. The whole town of Mt.Pleasant, which really dwindles in size in the summer months when Central Michigan isn’t in session, really comes out to support the event. The kid’s race literally has more participants than all the USAC events combined. The weekend starts off with your standard crit on a 0.8 mile course then the main event’s the 120 single loop road race that has $5k of prize money. But the really great parts of the race are in the support for the riders. Housing’s provided in the CMU dorms for next to nothing. They also give each racer a REAL race packet with a T-Shirt, which is a great tradition of bike racing’s yesteryears…Literally every Michigan racer will wear a Tour of Mt. Pleasant t-shirt at least once a week (bike racing is expensive, can’t be wasting money on silly things like regular clothes). Another awesome part: the “Racer Tent”. What other race not only provides water/Gatorade to the racers, but homemade baked goods and pizza post race?

On to crit racing action! There were some pretty strong winds for the day. The finishing straight was slammed with a headwind the entire length. Going into the race the omnium was dominated by the Michigan Time Trial Team aka Bissell –Nuvo putting 3 of their riders in the top 5. With 10+ riders in the field Bissell would be dictating the race. The Canadian Garneau team also brought a strong assortment of riders with a fast finish.

The plan was to mark Bissell with all their strong guys to see what they were thinking. Turned out Bissell was the glue keeping the peleton together. The only really threatening move came in the last half of the race when Jake Rytlewske got away and built up a straightaway worth of a lead. A Bissell rider was caught in no-mans land for some time. It looked like Jake held up to wait for Bissell, but by then they were within striking distance and were brought back just inside 10 to go.

With 5 to go we got organized behind old teammate Mac Brennan who did a few laps on front for us. With 2 to go I had Bob, Kirk, and Paul still in front. Coming through the finishing straight the last time a few guys started swarming up and required some knee throwing to fend off, but after the first corner it was all Panther. Paul hit it on the back side tailwind section of the course into the 2nd to last corner. I didn’t want to leave it too late like the previous weekend so hit it just before the last corner hoping guys wouldn’t be able to follow me through the last corner, turned out I shouldn’t have worried too much. I got out of the last corner and opened up my sprint, I sneaked a look under my arm since I didn’t see any wheels coming up next to me but there was literally nothing behind. Our lead out had been so dominant we had gapped most of the field halfway through the last lap. All I had to really do was not lay it down in the last corner.

Ok so now that I’ve bored you with that winning the race story it’s time for the controversial bit…the road race and disqualification. I’ll try to keep any disgust I have for the events out so you can make you own opinion. Things didn’t get off to a good start. Just after the race got past the first intermediate sprint (mile 5) the chief ref pulled in front of the field and stopped the entire field and caravan in the middle of a narrow road. He proceeded to scold us for crossing the yellow line and gave us what I guess now was our first and only warning. I can only assume that at that point he was referring to a portion of the course where there was a center turn lane that people might have been riding in (he didn’t specify) and it was a pretty wide road up to that point.

The race continued again. The typical lazy breakaway didn’t really roll off the front, apparently there were more than a handful of people foolish to want to be off the front all day. Attack after attack was brought back. It wasn’t until mile 40 or so that a 4 man group finally rolled off the front. We had missed the move but still had a good 3 hours of racing left so weren’t too concerned. However just before the 1st feed zone we learned that Jake Rytlewski was in the breakaway, this was a problem and it was time to chase. We hit the first feed at mile 60 and got word the break had 6 minutes…more bad news. The entire team hit the front to pull. The guys did some solid work quickly bringing the gap down to 4 minutes with relatively little help from other teams. They weren’t just riding tempo mind you, they were drilling it and the heat was starting to take it’s toll.
Feed zone just before we all crossed the center line as one

Approaching the second feed we saw 2 of the breakaway riders coming back. This was signal for hostilities to open up again. Since the Garneau rider had been dropped the Canadians went on the attack. This is when shit really hit the fan. At about 90 miles in everyone was feeling the effects of the heat and guys were going backwards fast. We went through the second feed zone full gas. Things finally settled down at around mile 100, which is where the “infraction” occurred.

By that point the field had been reduced to 19 riders on the wide open windswept roads. And everyone was taking a breather. The occasional attack would go but things were sticking together for the meantime. We rolled through the last sprint at mile 110 and Tom Burke attacked and was 20 seconds off the front. That’s when the ref’s car gunned it past up to Tom…he stopped and we all though he got busted for yellow line or something. As we rode past he yelled “the race’s over”. The ref car pulled in front of us and told us we were all disqualified for crossing the center line. No warnings were given, this was the first time we’d seen the official’s car since he stopped us at mile 5.
Everyone’s left of center from this angle

Brief caveat on the yellow line rule:

You are not allowed to ride left of center, generally this is a pretty loose rule, you can temporarily ride left of the center line with the natural movement of the field, to avoid crashes, or obstacles. You definitely cannot advance your position left of center. In every other race I’ve done this rule is enforced by the ref coming up next to the field and verbally warning an offending rider and relegating him to the back of the field.
We were all pretty reasonably pissed and felt this was very unfair, we agreed to stop at the finish line in protest.
After the race we called a rider’s meeting to discuss with the officials what happened. 20 riders gathered all completely dehydrated and crusted in sweat in a town hall conference room that looked like it belonged in Wall Street. The official opened the meeting by reciting to us category ½ racers the rule out of the rule book. We then asked him in his records where we had violated the center line rule.
“You all did it at mile 101”We each asked him about our individual numbers when we crossed the line and that was his answer every time: “you all did it at mile 101”. He was never very specific about it.

The other officials sat completely silent.

It became clear that the officials were there to look after themselves and had no desire to take any action or investigate anything. It was the one official’s word against ours and his word was law. When it became clear that they had no desire to do anything about our complaints we left.

What’s terrible about the situation isn’t that a bunch of ½ racers wasted their day. It’s that this hurts the race itself. Mt. Pleasantis a new race only in it’s 4th year. And it’s a great event! This wasn’t their fault! USACycling brought in the national commissar themselves, the race did not pick local officials.
I’ve emailed the USA Cycling Technical Director as per suggestion of the USACycling twitter feed. If you were involved in this and have a minute feel free to contact him as well, he’s out of office until June 15 (automated email response).

Officials / Rules
Shawn Farrell 434-4264 Technical Director


Scott Kroske has a pretty great album of pictures here that I lifted all the above pictures from.
(tell me how many pictures you see where the entire field is crossing the center line)
If anything this is the most well behaved cat 1-2 field I’ve ever seen.